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Iyliaq, 19
School of Business
ITE College Central Bishan
Lawyers
21 June 2008, Saturday, June 21, 2008
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus
in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb,
and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.The
lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 000,
and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman
pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any
questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.
His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before,
was now completely ruined and would never be the same,
no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop
shook his head in disgust and disbelief."I can't believe
how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are
so focused on your possessions that you neglect
the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize
that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"My God!"
screamed the lawyer.
"WHERE'S MY ROLEX?"